'Twas the night before Valentines, when all through the house
Not a creature was flirting, not even my spouse,
The red hearts were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Prince Charming soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their bed,
While visions of sweet love danced in my head;
And mamma in her nighty, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a valentine's "nap",
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the neighbours wife
Gave the lustre of happy, and I want a new life
To make her happy and shiny and quack like a duck
In short my dear friends it's her I wanted to fuck
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
The neighbours wife showed me her tiny round rear
At that moment I guess she had to pee and pulled something out
That would make a horse jealous and I started to shout
For the neighbours wife had a dick of at least twelve inch
My wife came to me asked what was wrong with her dear
"I have a headache, lets make sweet love next year"
The neighbours wife peed standing , and I wept in the night
"Happy Valentines to all, and to all a good-sight"
